
My birthday gift for @musical-selfshipper!
Happy Canada Day to Lucy!
neurodivergent headcanons for the armed detective agency:

me too becky
Bienvenue!! Ça va bien, I’m glad you came to visit 😀 I’m really happy to have someone to practice it on, haha! My language sounds like this!! It’s one of my favorite old-timey Azeri movies, you don’t have to watch it all of course but just skip to any part of it to hear what the language is like! I love new languages too but I’m incredibly ADHD asdfklj; it’s IMPOSSIBLE to focus… You’re gonna be buff!!!!! I beleaf in u 🍃 and indeed, seeing as it is morning and I am awake! It appears that I am a morning person – Dazai’s still sound asleep though…
Hello!! 😀 Bless you again aaa!!! And omg that is the cutest thing I’ve ever heard I’m actually grinning ear to ear I’m so happy I could inspire someone like that!! I totally believe in him he can do it >:0 this is still super flattering because like,, people generally think I’m weird because I legit can ONLY draw with vectors and it’s p unconventional so like AAAAAAAAAAAAAA thank you SO much – and it is p cool that she’s Greek yee XD have a good day too dearie!!! ^w^

HI!!! Do you know my friend Zach? XD She’s my bestie and she’s also from Greece. You and I are indeed a lot closer than anybody else I’ve met on the net – except the other Greek ofc 😛 You’re VERY VERY SWEET not a lot of people know what vectors are tbh so this means !!! A lot it’s like. The ONLY thing I’m good at! Anyways BLESS I’m sure you’re SUPER ADORABLE and SUPER PRETTY and SUPER AWESOME!!! ❤ ❤ I will pass a big ol’ hello to Dazai!

Salut ma chère! It’s Sara speaking now but I’m !!!!! Very happy to hear that 1) we cheered you up 😀 and 2) that you think I’m pretty omg bless… I feel really insecure really often so you really made me smile with this ask!! ❤ ❤
I am mostly healthy and I like being tangible very much, bless. You are free to swing by the Agency anytime you like, and I wish you luck in your weight-gaining quest, but not to worry if you stay small – you are just compact :> à bientôt!

reblog if you want questions about your self ship ‘cause I feel mega sweet today and wanna gush about other’s self ships ♡