neurodivergent headcanons for the armed detective agency:

  • dazai and atsushi both have post traumatic stress disorder
  • kunikida has obsessive compulsive disorder
  • ranpo has a superiority complex
  • junichirou has general anxiety disorder
  • kyouka has selective mutism
  • kenji is on the autism spectrum 
  • yosano has sadistic personality disorder

*casual french freckles swingin by Agency*Bonsoir! Comment ça va? Im really happy to see you can speak some french! I am really curious what your language sounds like! I love learning new languag but I’m dyslexic so its kind of difficult to learn heh I am working to gain enough weight to start working out again and be able to build a tiny bit of muscle becos I cant work out with my current weight :p I am also short 1585cm exactly and Im just balancin out myself Are you guys morning ppl? I am :3

Bienvenue!! Ça va bien, I’m glad you came to visit 😀 I’m really happy to have someone to practice it on, haha! My language sounds like this!! It’s one of my favorite old-timey Azeri movies, you don’t have to watch it all of course but just skip to any part of it to hear what the language is like! I love new languages too but I’m incredibly ADHD asdfklj; it’s IMPOSSIBLE to focus… You’re gonna be buff!!!!! I beleaf in u 🍃 and indeed, seeing as it is morning and I am awake! It appears that I am a morning person – Dazai’s still sound asleep though…

Hi again :D You’re super duper sweet and thank you for answering! My boyfriend is trying to learn how to vector but he just can’t seem to get it right and he’s a big sack of hopelessness XD I showed him some of your art as an example of what the end result should look like and he felt inspired enough to start again and not give up :) THANK YOU FOR THAT :D Anyway, I’m afraid I don’t know your friend Zach but it’s p cool that she’s Greek :3 I hope your day is going well sweets! ^3^

Hello!! 😀 Bless you again aaa!!! And omg that is the cutest thing I’ve ever heard I’m actually grinning ear to ear I’m so happy I could inspire someone like that!! I totally believe in him he can do it >:0 this is still super flattering because like,, people generally think I’m weird because I legit can ONLY draw with vectors and it’s p unconventional so like AAAAAAAAAAAAAA thank you SO much – and it is p cool that she’s Greek yee XD have a good day too dearie!!! ^w^

OMG HI! I just read your ‘about’ page and I come from Greece! Our countries are not that close but not that far either! :D I think your art is adorable and that you’re adorable and pretty and vectors are awesome and YOU’RE awesome for being able to vector bc I can’t for the life of me XD have a good day and say hi to Dazai for me! (that is if he isn’t the one who sees the question first lol)

HI!!! Do you know my friend Zach? XD She’s my bestie and she’s also from Greece. You and I are indeed a lot closer than anybody else I’ve met on the net – except the other Greek ofc 😛 You’re VERY VERY SWEET not a lot of people know what vectors are tbh so this means !!! A lot it’s like. The ONLY thing I’m good at! Anyways BLESS I’m sure you’re SUPER ADORABLE and SUPER PRETTY and SUPER AWESOME!!! ❤ ❤ I will pass a big ol’ hello to Dazai!

Bonjour Sara et Dazai-san! C’est moi! It’s me the french freckled annon :) I’d like to let you know (both of you) that I felt really happy and encouraged by your kind words! I’d like to tell Sara that being skinny is also perfectly fine as long as you remain healthy and that ‘real women have curves’ is stupid! Real women are tangible an just that! I myself am petite but I’m trying to gain litle more weight because I’m tired of shopping from the kids section XD Still I can see that Sara is jolie!

Salut ma chère! It’s Sara speaking now but I’m !!!!! Very happy to hear that 1) we cheered you up 😀 and 2) that you think I’m pretty omg bless… I feel really insecure really often so you really made me smile with this ask!! ❤ ❤

I am mostly healthy and I like being tangible very much, bless. You are free to swing by the Agency anytime you like, and I wish you luck in your weight-gaining quest, but not to worry if you stay small – you are just compact :> à bientôt! 

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