Perhaps this shirt I’ve bought will answer your question for you!

But yes – I proclaim my love for her to the ENTIRE WORLD!!! Then again… She is my entire world, so yes yet again~ It appears I am the second sort of person.

Sara has of course met the Agency~! Sometimes I joke that she loves them more than she loves me, but we both know that’s not true… She loves me so much more than I deserve, it’s hardly fair.

And as for her family, they’ve met me. I’ve been up at her apartment to call her over to work, or have walked her home there on occasion. But they don’t… Know I’m her husband. They simply think I’m her coworker~ As it should be. Her mother’s alright, but her father hurts her, I think… Not physically, but there are other ways to torture a person, and I of all people would know. I’m unsure what he’d do if he found out about me, but he gives Tanizaki-san weird stares as it is.

If… You mean when. Nightmares happen far too often, but that’s just how it goes in this line of work. I deserve all of them, though. I’d gladly have nightmares every night so long as Sara never does.

[sighs] But she does… She wakes up crying every other night or so, and I wake up too, I always do. I’m a light sleeper, and it’s good for checking up on how my wife’s doing. It breaks my heart to hear her calling my name softly in the dark, clawing at the sheets, not awake enough yet to know I’m right by her side… I kiss her, I wake her up and I kiss her, I wipe her tears and nuzzle my nose into her face and try to reassure her that whatever she saw wasn’t real. It takes a while, but soon enough she spits over her shoulder three times and with a turn of her pillow, drifts back off to sleep in my arms.

As for me… I have nightmares too. A lot. Really bad ones. I try not to let Sara know but I think she knows… She holds me tighter at night and spends time praying longer and bought me a charm with an eye bead, in hopes that it’d help. I love her… It doesn’t always help though, often enough I wake up in a cold sweat, and spend the rest of my night awake, watching her, as that’s much better than going back there where she gets hurt over and over… 

Our usual date is just for me to take her outside and dance down the street together… I do that almost every day, an impromptu waltz for the two of us right outside the Uzumaki Cafe! But we do indeed try to mix it up, I love taking her new places and seeing the look of wonder and awe on her face… New restaurant, shopping mall, city park? We’ll be there!

My favorite date however, is the first time we went to the beach. The one we’d later be married on~ She just loves the water so much! My little mermaid loves to splash around, looking for seashells… And looks simply ever so marvelous in a swimsuit :3

I have lots of names for my mermaid~ My pretty princess. My precious pearl. My fair lady… My fairy, my kitten, my angel, my sweetie pie, my cookie cake… My chibi my Barbie my one and only!!!!!

She calls me lots of things too, but she calls me her “prince” the most often… I always feel so special when she does. I’m her Prince Charming~

Several~! But the one I choose to tell today is one from before the relationship. I do hope that still counts!

There’s this boy who works here – Junichirou Tanizaki. He’s a very beloved member of the Agency and dear friend of mine. He’s helpful and kind and a pleasure to have around, so long as his sister isn’t with him… Not that that’s any of my business. Kunikida forbids us to discuss it.

And after Sara joined the Agency, they hit it off seemingly seamlessly, especially after he pretended to hold her hostage for exam and everything (long story)! 

I thought they hit it off a little too well. In fact… I was convinced they were in love with each other. That was not… True, obviously so to everyone else, but I was just so in love with Sara and desperate to do anything to make it go away… She would never love me the same way in turn, and she loves someone else! So maybe then I wouldn’t… Feel so bad.

I did the stupidest thing possible. It hurt myself and landed them in many awkward situations – I tried to set them up together.

It was… Easy. I set them up on blind dates, gave gifts to Sara and signed it with his name… All I had to do was trip one of them and Sara would land on Junichirou’s chest and it would be oh so romantic! Except it wasn’t and Sara ended up elbowing him in the face and giving him a nosebleed, whoops. 

I locked them in a closet once – seemed like the thing to do! I only found out much later that Sara had spent her entire time crying to Junichirou that I’d never love her while poor Junichirou (he’s not into romance it seems) just wanted out. And then he fell asleep. Then Sara complained that he snored too loud.

Uh… Yes. That. It was a hilarious month at the Agency.

Sara’s a wonderful baker, but she gets the jitters touching any kind of raw meat (though she’ll eat it medium rare like nobody’s business…) So we both do the cooking! Just different parts. Always a pleasure to work together with her~

I love her chocolate cake. I love it so much. It is the one thing I look forward to every year – she only makes it for my birthday, after all. As for meals, ah… That recipe the rat makes in that movie? Ratatouille? She tried it a few weeks ago and it was splendid. 

I like crabs! So I always cook them. As it turns out they’re Sara’s favorite too so she just… I love it when she eats. Isn’t that silly? But it’s only because she hardly eats at all that I get so excited to see her enjoying my food…