1 and 7 XD RISKY ASKSSSS <333

running-frxm-lixns:

1. “@” people you want to be friends with
– welp guess i have to get over my awkwardness now. ok so @pitch-black-hearts
@chuuyabelongswithhappiness
@memosfromchuuya
@allura-hime
@fy-soukoku
@dazaaaai @fenixfoxtrot510 there’s more but i’ll just get over my awkwardness and actually try and talk to people.

7. tell an embarrassing memory or story
– ok so i was taking a physics test a couple of weeks ago and when i first got it i had no idea what was going on, so since the first part was multiple choice and i was completely lost i just skimmed through the questions and didn’t notice that the first half of the second page was NOT multiple choice it was just 2 questions with three separate parts that were labeled “a,b,c” so clearly the questions didn’t make sense as multiple choice but i was like “i’m just going to guess” and i CIRCLED the individual questions. so yeah when i got my test back my teacher was like wth and my friend tried to make me feel better by saying “well it was confusing i’m sure other people screwed up too” and my teacher said “no, she was the only one”. so now whenever we take a test my teacher says “and nicolle, not all the questions are multiple choice” in front of the whole class and it’s so embarrassing. also it turns out i did know what i was doing on that test math wise, so that question cost me the highest grade in the class and ughhh the idiot who’s always calling me and my friends stupid took the highest grade and he called me stupid for that with his smug little face and just no that was not fun.

Oh my goodness I’m incredibly flattered?? ;^; You’re far too kind sweetie omg I’m just a dork who wants to kiss a detective we are Officially Friends now! Also I’m sending said detective husband to take care of that jerk for you ugh can’t stand meanies like that (ง’̀-‘́)ง he better square up!

a collection of my bsd headcanons:

  • dazai’s considering tap dancing lessons
  • dazai really loves shows like x-files
  • dazai’s also a sucker for i spy books
  • kunikida’s hair is slowly graying out from stress
  • kunikida’s almost blind without glasses
  • ranpo’s glasses however have fake frames
  • ranpo has a marble collection 
  • ranpo has more than one cactus too
  • junichirou has an anxiety disorder
  • junichirou can speak english
  • yosano doesn’t have her thyroids, they were sick
  • yosano loves watching soap operas
  • the clerks knew each other before the agency
  • higuchi’s only seventeen
  • higuchi’s wardrobe is super colorful outside the mafia
  • higuchi is multilingual, one of her jobs is infiltration
  • gin’s nonbinary 
  • tachihara’s nicknamed his guns, in both senses
  • kaiji’s favorite flavor is lemon
  • kouyou has a weaponized fan she can fight with
  • the black lizard are ranked second to the executives
  • wearing a bun is long hair mafia uniform

i hope i get more !!