Heyo! I’m Peach-chan anon~ how are you? I’m here for another romantic question for you and Dazai-kun ** How did the two of you met? Like, I read somewehere here that you entered Uzumaki Cafè and Dazai jumped from his seat screaming “Barbie!?” Loooool but was that the very first time you two met? If yes then there’s something else you can tell about you two? I’m just curious, you and Dazai are too cute >♡< 🍑

Hello peachy pie!!! ❤ I’m doing alright, school is getting me a little stressed but it’s all alright. How’re you?? ^^ And oh! Well, actually… That is the first time we met as far as we’re aware, yes. Neither of us seem to really recall that time in Haneda Airport, one little lost girl crying to stay home, being found by a young boy who’d just lost his best friend, a boy who wanted nothing more than to leave… Nobody remembers that. He doesn’t, she doesn’t… He’s forgotten the reason he stayed. I forgot the reason I agreed to board the plane… I can’t tell you a story I can’t remember. But sometimes I think, Dazai reminds me of a bandaged boy I saw maybe seven years ago…

Yes! That was the first time we went. I stepped into the cafè, and a strange (but handsome) man stood up with a violent shock from his seat, shouting the most interesting name, but he was certainly looking at me. Or… Was he? Before I could be sure my parents shoving me towards the steps that would take me up to the Agency. Little did I know he worked there… Little did the strange man know I’d soon work there, too!

Something else… Hmhm! Well, if you want, I could tell you about when we stole Yosano’s lipstick 😛 it was his idea, of course, but that’s all I have time for now!

Bless your heart Peach-chan!! I’m flattered that you think we’re cute aaa,,, Hope to see you soon :> stay peachy!

for the colors questions.. electric violet?

thank u sm anon-chan,,

electric violet – what’s something odd, extravagant, or thrilling that your f/o like to do sometimes?

Does being part of a detective agency and solving murder and crime and dealing with the supernatural literally all the time not count as odd, extravagant, or at least thrilling? Wow, what a world we’ve come to! That’s normal here in Yokohama I guess XD I suppose we like to rummage around in the laundry room looking for spare coins every now and then, and compete to see who’s found the most money by the end. Is that more like what you meant? ;w;

Hi there! Your secret santa here. Is there anything you don’t like? Just want to make sure I don’t give you something you aren’t comfortable with.

Omg hello!!! It’s nice to meet you Santa ❤️

Iiii really don’t like when Dazai is being too teasing or borderline mean because I couldn’t handle that,,, don’t make him too dark and sadistic, he’s romantic and bouncy!! ;;o;; I don’t like any other ships but you probably already know that, haha, selfship with me and him only! (Do you have refs? I can’t remember if I sent them to the organizer or not so just let me know!) if you don’t want to draw or write me, you can just do cute Dazai on his own. And nothing nsfw or angst ofc :O anything else… I guess I prefer Agency!Dazai to Mafia!Dazai, while I love both my thing sort of takes place in the “”“present”“” !

If these aren’t the answers you were looking for, please feel free to send another ask 💕

Tuttu-ruuu~ I’ve a question for you! What do you think about Yosano-sensei?

YOU MEAN MY QUEEN??? My MOTHER?????

Ahem… Bless you for this question, anon-chan! I Have too much fun with these opinion asks, as I’ve made known :3 As always, double the answers means double the fuuun~!

As a character, Yosano’s honestly probably the best one. A creative ability and a wonderful personality, sometimes I wish she was real so she could look after me when I’m out in public getting pushed around by people. I’ve introduced a lot of butterfly designs into my outfits and accessories thanks to her! (And between you and me, with the butterfly visual cropping up in BSD so much, I think it might mean a little more than a way to represent Yosano… But I haven’t figured out what just yet!!) And like, manga spoilers but oh my gosh no wonder she values life so much… No wonder her personality’s a little off its hinges sometimes she’s been through SO MUCH. War and everything… She loves life so much and tries so hard to help people. She really is a doctor – doctors want nothing more than to help their patients, even if her methods are a little unorthodox. Bless her,, I also really like that she’s not like, super sexy or a femme fatale or wearing revealing clothing or just wanted by all the guys or on a million romantic escapades or whatever. She’s just pretty and awesome and that’s all there is to it. Bless BSD’s treatment of female characters!

In character~! Yosano seems a little scary to the guys here in the Agency sometimes, but she’s so nice to me!! She looks out for me and always pushes me to be myself and never back down from who I am! When I first fell for Dazai, the only person I told (besides my best friend Junichirou) was Yosano. I thought she’d have good advice for me, like teaching me to do my make-up better like hers… Not that I wear make-up, which of course she knew! And that’s why she said no! I was so hurt. She wouldn’t teach me! And then she explained why – it wasn’t that she didn’t want to, it was that I didn’t need make-up to win Dazai over. If it wasn’t in my nature to wear it, then I shouldn’t wear it for someone else. If it was in my nature to wear it, then I shouldn’t stop for someone else! If he couldn’t love me the way I was Yosano promised to tear him apart, knowing that he couldn’t be healed by her ability. That was really scary, but at the same time she inspired me to just !! Go out there and win him over just by being Sara, plain and tall. But it’s not just me loving her – I think she’s really happy to have me around too. I’m the only one who’s happy to go shopping with her!

Rin’s girlfriend…? Oh my! I’m Makoto’s girlfriend! Possible that we never met each other…? :o However thank you for the answer, it’s very cute what you’ve said~ 🍑

Ah!! Perhaps we have met, and just forgot! 😮 Makoto is a very good boy yes yes big buff sweet smiley orca. I’m just… Teeth. Crybaby shark,, yes. Anyways bless!! Thank you for the question Peach-chan 😀 looking forward to seeing you in my inbox more!

I’m the anon who asked you about Oda! Yup, I’m still here~ this time I wanted to ask you a question that has been in my mind for a while~ I don’t know if you already answered this but here we go: how did you fell in love with Dazai? And when? It’s a difficult question maybe but I was just too curious and in search for some romanticism~ (I’ll sign myself “🍑” from now on~)

Ah!!! I am so glad you are still here, omg~ I will call you Peach-chan! And I appreciate you asking this, because no, I haven’t answered it before! Dazai’s answered but not me. I will once again answer this question twofold! The simplest questions often tend to have the longest answers, after all.

In real life, I fell in love like, right away. Instantly. It took one episode and that was that. It was helped along by the fact that I went in with the knowledge that the shares a voice with my boyfriend at the time (Rin Matsuoka from Free!) but there was no way I could have ever been prepared for someone so charming. And so sad… I think that’s what struck me. Here’s this person who obviously hates himself and wants to die, but he’s always laughing and smiling and helping others. I wanted to be like him :0 and I dunno, I’m always finding myself attracted to sad people 😦 all my friends are depressed or suicidal one way or another… And I’m always happy cheery. I like to be there for them! It’s nice to be needed aaa,,

In character…! I fell in love with Dazai RIGHT AWAY. I mean, it’s hard not to fall in love with the handsome man who flirts with you as soon as you enter the doors of the Agency, haha! And then he asks for a double suicide… That’s intriguing, to say the least. Was he okay…? The longer I worked for them the more intriguing he became. A past shrouded in mystery, a demeanor which suggests both that he’s perfectly happy and perfectly unhappy all at the same time. Crush-at-first-site turned to into a really, really intense infatuation with him… But he couldn’t love me in return, could he? He must’ve had a girlfriend already, or maybe he was just… Too distracted for love. I’m glad I was wrong!

Hey Sara what do you think about Odasaku?

(This is a very very very good question and I wish people would ask me my opinion of or on BSD characters and other things more often omg so THANK YOU anon-chan and SINCE it is very good question, I must answer it two ways – one is from a real life perspective and the other is from my self insert’s point of view within the context of the BSD universe.)

So first things first, Oda is absolutely one of my favorite characters in BSD, but I try really hard not to talk about him because I usually tend to get really sad. ~~I put the blame of his death SQUARELY on Mori and Gide’s shoulders, however, so I need you to know I love Ango just as much.~~ He’s important to me because he’s important to My Husband™

and he made a huge impact on his life and turned it around for the better and I’m just so so grateful for characters in canon that look out for Dazai like that. They’re doing for me what I can’t actually go do in person, they’re saving him. Oda saved him. And he’s just a likeable character beyond that – and you gotta respect one of few canon characters who is ACTUALLY a writer! It’s just him and Poe, yo. I also feel a very strange and very strong connection with him?? Maybe because that episode came out when my grandmother passed away, but Oda often feels like somebody I knew, somebody I lost, somebody who’s missing in my life. They really did a great job of using him to break our hearts… Also, he’s my mom’s favorite character
😂

she says he’s real handsome and that’s just that.

Now, as for my “in-character” answer…

Oda!!! I met Dazai a long time after he was around. I didn’t know who he was for a while, actually. I saw him for the first time in an old photograph with Dazai and Ango (I knew who Ango was, though! He helped us with the Guild incident and during that unfortunate time I was being harassed). Dazai said he was an old friend, and that they hadn’t seen each other in a long time. He didn’t tell me anything else, but it was easy to see by his face that he got sad when thinking about him… So I did what any wife would do and tried to reunite him with his drinking buddy! I tore the photo, and…

Well. I met Oda. And I guess that should’ve been impossible, because Oda was the one who let me know that Dazai had neglected to tell me… Oda’s dead.

At least now I know who he is. It’s a shame I’ll never get to see him again (had to tape the photo back together or I think Dazai would’ve been even sadder) but I’m happy that I met him, because he was really important to Dazai and if it weren’t for him, the two of us might never have even met!

(To all future askers and anons: PLEASE ask me about any character omg I will GLADLY answer, I encourage you to send those good asks!!! I like to talk!!!)

Where did you two go in honeymoon?

Ah! I had the feeling this question would inevitably turn up.

We went to Rhodes! It’s a lovely little Grecian island, and we went there shortly after the mess with the Guild got cleared up. We tagged along with Sara’s little friend, Ioanna Zacharia, a Greek ability user who works for the Agency. We parted ways in Piraeus, where she stayed to see family, and we went off for the vacation of a lifetime! And after all that had happened, naturally, we needed it.

Of course… It wasn’t much of a vacation. It seems death follows me wherever I go, as soon after we arrived there was romantic scandal with two other couples vacationing there, and then, gasp! One young lady was poisoned. Soon our romantic getaway turned into a murder mystery… But I suppose that’s simply what happens when you and your wife are both detectives.

Since I’m bored can you tell a story of you and Sara please?

I’d be delighted, dear bored anon-kun!

So, once upon a time, back before we were in a relationship, I was madly in love with her. And it was KILLING ME. I was DYING!! And the worst part, I couldn’t ask her to die with me 😦 that’s how in love I was, and still am.

And I thought, as I think I’ve once mentioned before, that Sara and Tanizaki-san were the ones who were destined to be, you know, together. So I kept it to myself. And YES, as Ranpo-san so delights in pointing out, that despite being “master manipulator” and “knowing most things if not everything” like him, I still didn’t notice how much she liked me, the gifts she gave me and the attention she lavished me with… To put it simply I was wrong, and I admit it, and I am very very glad for it.

But yes yes, I did think they were an item. The moment I began to suspect I was wrong was the same moment I thought I was a hundred percent right.

Now… Sara doesn’t know I know this. I suppose when she comes back and reads this she will remember, and she will realize I know this, but I’ve kept it secret for this long.

I’ll… Skip why I was listening in on them in the first place, but I heard them talking behind closed doors, and I could tell it was certainly their voices.

“I love you,” Sara said, surely to him. And my heart broke…

But when I looked inside, Sara was not with Tanizaki.

She was talking to Dazai. Me. Osamu Dazai. My exact likeness.

It’d been a while since I’ve been on the mushrooms, but I felt like I was right back there! I surely must’ve been high or drunk or something to be seeing double. But I rubbed my eyes, and I was still there.

“I…” She shook her head. “This isn’t helping. I’m sorry, Juni-kun.”

And Dazai disappeared in a quick green flash. In his place stood Tanizaki, shrugging sheepishly with a frown on his face.

“Sorry Sara. I thought it’d help.”

“Nah…” She sighed. “I just can’t tell him and that’s that.”

I didn’t say anything then. But when the kissing game came around many months later… I knew she wouldn’t mind if I won.