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Hello, Dazai-san! How do you feel about freckles? Do you think they’re ugly or unattractive? I’m too scared to go back to school and go to the beach because my classmates and other people at school and ballet lessons bully me about my freckles… I have lots of them all over my body and they say I look sick and hideous… Please give me your most honest opinion Dazai-san! And say hello to your lovely spouse! Sorry for my bad english Im from France ^///^’ Bisousđź’ž

Hello hello! This is an interesting question – as my wife does not have freckles (several cute moles though) and I don’t often think about the physical features of anyone other than her, oopsie! BUT! But! I do recall! Something she said herself to Kenji when she first met him – she called his freckles angel kisses! When I asked what that meant, she said she read it in a book a long time ago, that a character was told she had freckles because an angel must’ve kissed her when she was born, as a blessing. 

So don’t be afraid! Why, every time Sara and I go to the beach neither of us really want to undress… Because I have lots of scars and she thinks she’s too skinny to live. But we go! And we look great. And I’m sure you do as well – don’t let anyone give you crap like that in life.

And not to worry, you’re doing fine~ I’m not very good at English myself. 

Awww and what about the wedding day? Tell us please!

My favorite day~! I will tell you, but only because you asked so nicely!

Sara… My sweet and beautiful princess. The ladies of the Agency absolutely wouldn’t let me see her before the ceremony began and it was heartbreaking having to be away from her as they got her ready, but alas it had to be done. 

It was worth it though, in the end… As President Fukuzawa walked my angel down the aisle – er, little pathway along the beach! Not much of an aisle when you’re getting married by the seaside – I genuinely thought I’d died and gone to heaven.

Kunikida was my best man – he was such a stickler about everything being perfect, my goodness! It was as if he was the one getting married… A girl by the name of Andrea (Sara would perhaps want me to tag her, @urusaaaai) was the maid of honor. Atsushi ringbearer, Kyouka flower girl, and Junichirou had catered everything but the wedding cake itself! It really was an Agency party, through and through.

But it was also the best day of my life.

Now, who else was there…? All of the clerks, (including Haruno, Naomi, and Sara’s close friends, @shelf-insert and @friendship–seal), and some more detectives! Ranpo, Kenji, Yosano, @bishamn, @theartisticintrovert, @musical-selfshipper and dearest @moreroads. I do believe the President’s partner swung by? @selfinsertheaven, is her handle, I think!

It went off without a hitch… I was afraid of one thing, and one thing only: that a member of the Port Mafia would hear wind of their ex-executive getting married and crash our little shindig. That is… Indeed what happened, but not for the reasons we thought. Higuchi Ichiyo showed up a little ways into the ceremony, but when we saw she was wearing a bridesmaid’s dress just like all the other ladies, we knew that Sara was the one who’d invited her!

She’d sworn an oath of secrecy, or so she’d said…

I confess I started crying halfway through my own vows. I don’t even remember what I said, but it must’ve been enough because not only did I cry, and not only did Sara start sobbing softly, but I could hear the faint sounds of sniffling all through where our guests were seated. Up until Kunikida yelled, impatiently, to GET ON WITH IT! And that is when we exchanged rings, then kisses, afterwards partying until the sun did set!

After all was done, well… There couldn’t exactly be a wedding night, as her parents thought she was simply working a late shift at the Agency… A secret romance, isn’t that thrilling? So we helped her out of her dress, and back into her day-to-day clothes, and I drove her all the way from the beach back home. I bet her mom and dad still think I’m just her coworker!

But I’m not :3

How did you ask Sara to marry you?

Such a lovely question…!

To begin with, it took a while for me to gather the courage to drop the bomb, as it were. I was so scared she’d say no… Who’d want a monster like me as a husband? Certainly not an angel like her – though we were dating at the time.

But that was exactly what drove me to it – I was tired of just dating, being her boyfriend. I was tired of all the Agency and even Port Mafia members who knew me telling Sara that I was just toying with her. I was not, but how to prove it?

Make it serious, because I was serious. I needed her to know… Dating wasn’t enough anymore, not for me, not if everyone told her that I’d drop her at any moment. So after a few months of working together, and a few more being her boyfriend… One warm day in May I invited her up onto the Agency roof at night, a stargazing date, nothing more.

Or so she thought… We gazed all around at the lights of Yokohama – not so many stars in sight, but what can you do when you’re in the city? It didn’t matter, though, the look of wonder on the face of my precious princess was beautiful all the same, whether looking at natural lights or man made ones. 

Soon enough I knew I had to ask, then or never. I pulled out a ring – I still wonder if I should have gotten a diamond, but she just loves the ocean so much… I’d gotten her a pearl instead. A little rose-gold ring with a pearl at the center, nothing too fancy but I hoped, I prayed even, that she’d like it regardless.

She did, a little too much…! I had never intended to make her cry, when I said what I did, what I’d rehearsed in the mirror and once even with Kunikida:

“When you first met me, Sara… I asked you, as I’ve asked many before you, if you would do me the honor of dying with me. To my shock and surprise, you gave me a reply I’d never heard before – instead of a no, you invited me to live with you. Now I’d finally like to accept the invitation… I want to live with you, forever. Will you live with me?" 

I didn’t use the words “marry me” per se… Though that was the request. Afterwards I had to tell her lots of silly jokes to get her to calm down, poor sweetie… But once the sobs turned to sweet little sniffles she said yes, a hundred times yes. She said it over and over and over and I still hope she didn’t notice that I started crying, too. 

But of course, I had to have my dramatic moment, didn’t I? So the very next day I proposed a second time, in front of all the Agency members, now that I knew I had nothing to be afraid of. She said yes, of course, and I quickly slipped the ring off and popped it back on her finger, just as the entire Agency cheered – and one exasperated FINALLY! sounded from Kunikida, to our collective surprise!

Alright, Dazai and Sara do a lot of cute stuff togheter but what about the adult stuff?… you know *winks* AND DON’T TELL ME “I don’t understand” or “what are you talking about” because I know what goes inside that sinful mind on yours ehehe~ I don’t wanna know the details, just… the basic things I guess?

Ah ah ah~ While I won’t deny we enjoy partaking in each other’s bodies, so to speak, I will respect my wife’s modest wishes and remind you politely that our business is private, sorry! 🚪 What happens in the Agency stays in the Agency.

Hey, erm…weird questions maybe but how good of a caretaker is Sara when you get sick? (and have you guys ever both gotten sick and had to take care of each other? <3)

Not weird questions at all, anon-chan! Anyways~

SHE IS THE ABSOLUTE BEST CARETAKER 👌👌👌👌👌 WHAT A WIFE. 💯/10 WOULD ASK HER TO TAKE CARE OF ME AGAIN. I don’t see why they don’t employ her at hospitals already, one smile from her and all my ills were miraculously gone!! Doctors hate her but I LOVE HER!!

In all seriousness, she takes wonderful care of me. It’s a little harder for her to cook dinner alone, but still she makes me soup – all while checking my temperature, making sure I take my medicine, helping me out of and into bed, and staying by my side even when I’m gross and disgusting (and delusional with fever). She’s wonderfully patient and caring… I don’t know what I did to deserve her in my life. She takes the whole day off just for me and still manages to get her daily paperwork finished and filed at home!

And as for the second question… Yes. I think it’s well-known and obvious to all of you by now I simply cannot keep my hands nor my lips off of my princess for a moment, so we’ve ended up sick in bed many a time. All the more fun! 

all 9 selfship asks w/ you and dazai!!!!

aaa oh my goodness!!!!

1. In the morning, who is more likely to trap the other in bed by cuddling them?

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2. How do each of you ask for a hug or cuddles?

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3. Do you ever just casually lay on each other? Whether it be flopping down in each other’s laps or leaning your heads on each other’s shoulders.

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4. Who’s the big spoon and who’s the little spoon? Do you ever switch?

Dazai likes to be the big spoon!! He says I fit perfectly into his arms because I’m smaller than him, so he always likes to hold me that. The only time we ever really switch doesn’t count as spooning because then Dazai’s in front of me, his body in my arms and his head on my chest, usually when he’s trying to sleep…

5. Can you describe how you usually cuddle? 

OH GOSH UH he just… He pulls me into his arms, sits me down in his lap, and starts stroking my hair and face, eventually his hands behind me as he rubs my back up and down, kissing me all the while, his lips trailing from my forehead to my chin, usually staying on my lips. I try to kiss him too, if he even lets me get in a few in edgewise! My restless hands find their way to his bolo tie, fiddling with the gem… Usually Dazai brings them to settle onto his chest, though, but they always go back to feel the smooth stone as he treats me so tenderly.

6. How touchy-feely are you with each other in public?

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7. Do either of you fall asleep often when cuddling? Who does it more?

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8. Are you the kind of couple to hold each other when one of you is scared, stressed, or sad? If not, how do you reassure each other?

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9.

When you’re in bed at night, do you fall asleep in each other’s arms or keep your distance?

Absolutely in each other’s arms. I don’t think either of us could sleep otherwise… We both tend to fall into nightmares easily but the presence of each other helps, even if it’s only subconsciously. Dazai can’t sleep at all without me and I have trouble staying in bed without feeling the need to get up and take care of something else! Plus, when either of us inevitably wake up, it’s made better because we wake up together ;w; 

đź’ž *cuddles* 2, 3, 6, 7 s’il vous plaĂ®t!

*cuddles!!!* 💕 comme vous le souhaitez!

2. How do each of you ask for a hug or cuddles?

What do you mean, ask – Dazai doesn’t know the meaning of the word. Not that its ever bothered me when he throws his entire sixty-seven pound mass on top of me for a surprise hug attack! Complete with lots of spontaneous smooches all over my face, Dazai knows its sure to make me giggle and blush and loves to do it. As for me… I sometimes do the same as him and without asking, just gently hug him from behind. He always likes to play a pretend guessing game as to who the hands on his stomach belong to but he always knows it’s me. But most of the time, I just… Tug his sleeve and ask if it’d be okay to cuddle him right then. He doesn’t know why I always try to ask permission but he always says yes, happily scooping me up into his arms!

3. Do you ever just casually lay on each other? Whether it be flopping down in each other’s laps or leaning your heads on each other’s shoulders.

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6. How touchy-feely are you with each other in public?

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7. Do either of you fall asleep often when cuddling? Who does it more?

Dazai’s always sleepy… Sooner than later I’ll hear his cute soft snores after we were smushed together for a long while! I never have the heart to wake him up, but if this happens while we’re in the Agency, Kunikida will be the one to do it for me! At home he’s allowed to sleep as much as he wants, heaven knows he needs it… I can’t sleep during the day at all unless I’m sick or fasting! So it never happens to me, but the fastest way to get me to sleep at night is when Dazai pulls me close against his chest to listen to his heartbeat…Â