Heyo! I’m Peach-chan anon~ how are you? I’m here for another romantic question for you and Dazai-kun ** How did the two of you met? Like, I read somewehere here that you entered Uzumaki Cafè and Dazai jumped from his seat screaming “Barbie!?” Loooool but was that the very first time you two met? If yes then there’s something else you can tell about you two? I’m just curious, you and Dazai are too cute >♡< 🍑

Hello peachy pie!!! ❤ I’m doing alright, school is getting me a little stressed but it’s all alright. How’re you?? ^^ And oh! Well, actually… That is the first time we met as far as we’re aware, yes. Neither of us seem to really recall that time in Haneda Airport, one little lost girl crying to stay home, being found by a young boy who’d just lost his best friend, a boy who wanted nothing more than to leave… Nobody remembers that. He doesn’t, she doesn’t… He’s forgotten the reason he stayed. I forgot the reason I agreed to board the plane… I can’t tell you a story I can’t remember. But sometimes I think, Dazai reminds me of a bandaged boy I saw maybe seven years ago…

Yes! That was the first time we went. I stepped into the cafè, and a strange (but handsome) man stood up with a violent shock from his seat, shouting the most interesting name, but he was certainly looking at me. Or… Was he? Before I could be sure my parents shoving me towards the steps that would take me up to the Agency. Little did I know he worked there… Little did the strange man know I’d soon work there, too! 

Something else… Hmhm! Well, if you want, I could tell you about when we stole Yosano’s lipstick 😛 it was his idea, of course, but that’s all I have time for now!

Bless your heart Peach-chan!! I’m flattered that you think we’re cute aaa,,, Hope to see you soon :> stay peachy!

for the colors questions.. electric violet?

thank u sm anon-chan,,

electric violet – what’s something odd, extravagant, or thrilling that your f/o like to do sometimes?

Does being part of a detective agency and solving murder and crime and dealing with the supernatural literally all the time not count as odd, extravagant, or at least thrilling? Wow, what a world we’ve come to! That’s normal here in Yokohama I guess XD I suppose we like to rummage around in the laundry room looking for spare coins every now and then, and compete to see who’s found the most money by the end. Is that more like what you meant? ;w;

black, dim grey, french blue, and canary yellow and you and dazai 💞

BLESS YOU EMI!!!

black – how do you and your f/o comfort each other during rough
times?
Dazai used to do his very best not to admit when he wasn’t
feeling all that hot, but ever since he got better at stating his
feelings (at least to me), some days when the depression’s hitting him
really hard he just holds me close in bed as soon as I wake up and
whispers that it’s just going to be one of those days, I call the Agency
and let them know we won’t be coming to work today – they’re awfully
kinder about letting Dazai off the hook when he’s not pretending he’s
just wasting time and let’s me tell them honestly what’s happening, even
if I don’t tell them everything. After that, I go back to bed so he can
sleep a little more… If he has nothing but nightmares then I do my
best to make sure he takes care of himself – I feed him and clean him
and listen to him if he wants to talk and distract him if he doesn’t
want to talk. He likes to just lay his head in my lap as I comb my
fingers through his hair… If it’s just work stress or mafia stress
getting to him though it’s usually best to distract him with lots of
kisses!

As for me… When I’m having one of those
anxiety days he finds it necessary to hover around me at all times. He
makes me eat even if it’s just a little, takes me into a quiet place so I
can cry without anyone seeing me, and goes out of his way to remind me
that I’m loved and cared for. I don’t really like being alone when I’m like that, so the first thing he does is shuffle me to the Agency (even if he doesn’t actually let me do any work.) Just being around the other members tends to boost my mood, and Dazai makes absolutely sure that everyone gives me the proper amount of attention… I won’t ever ask for that when I’m feeling down because I don’t want to be a burden, but nothing stops Dazai from giving me what I need ;w; And of course as soon as work gets out and we have to go home again, Dazai puts on cartoons into the DVD player immediately – he never asks which because he knows what I like.

dim gray – what do you two wear to formal events? what kinds of formal events do you go to together? Dazai
loves taking me on all the fancy dinner dates then having fun making
fools of ourselves in front of everyone by burping, talking and laughing
too loud, or just straight up clambering onto the table and dancing
together. In addition to the dinner dates, we’ve snuck into many the
mafia party! :’) That’s the kind of formal events we go together, I suppose – there was that one Cinderella ball but ah, that’s a long story! What we wear
to formal events is… It varies more for me than it does for Dazai,
all honesty. We both have yukatas, but those are more for festivals of
course. Other than the yukata, Dazai really only has two suits – a black
one and a white one, and though he has plenty of ties he really does
prefer the bolo with the blue gem! As for me… After attending a lot of
Agency parties by shuffling around two major outfit combinations around
constantly, Dazai vowed to buy me a new dress for every occasion he
could think of, and then some – while that’s awfully sweet and I’m so
happy to have all these lovely pink dresses (and one nice pink tux), I’m
seriously running out of closet space! Help!

french blue – after you two have gone stable, what kinds of dates do you go on?
Whatever we like, honestly! Anything and everything is fair game. Dates
can be as simple as cuddling in the downstairs cafe or taking a trip
all the way to Yokohama harbor and going for a ride in the Ferris wheel.
The only thing dates with Dazai have in common is that they’re all
spontaneous, spur of the moment – one minute Dazai is lying down on the
couch and the next thing I know he’s taken my hand and dragged me out
the door, babbling about buying me a delicious crepe between something
about the perfect day for a walk on the beach!

canary yellow – what are the silliest nicknames you and your f/o use for each other? Oh,
you know, normal stuff! Stuff like “marshmallow angel sparkly princess
poo“ and “sexy bandage detective man,“ “little bubble butt mermaid“ and
“mister tall dark chocolate factory!“ Though I suppose calling each
other “Barbie“ and “Ken“ qualifies as just as silly, too. And let’s not
forget Dazai’s personal favorite – “my daily dose of Sara-tonin!“

Dear Sara,

I write to you today to let you know that I love you. Every day I spend with you is a day to be enjoyed. Even today, I still cannot believe that you are my wife.I love the feeling of you waking up beside me and accompanying me throughout my day, and I am honored to be graced with a presence such as you.

I remembered the first day we met, I asked you to double suicide with me, and that I could finally die with one of the most beautiful girls on the planet- no, the most beautiful girl on this earth. But now, my wishes have changed, and I want to do a double… livicide? Double life? Kunikida’s telling me that’s not correct- I just want to spend my life with you, the two of us side by side.

Before I came to the agency, I always thought I was a creature of darkness. Of blood. Of murder. Someone who could not be redeemed. The devil. But when I met you, it was like you and your light rescued me from where I was before, extending a hand up to the heavens. I’m half convinced you’re an angel, Sara. A princess of angels. What hurt more, when you fell for heaven or when you fell for me? 😉

I still feel blessed to have a wife such as you. The most beautiful wife I can ever have. I wouldn’t choose anyone else over you, and I will fight for you for as long as I live, against the Mafia, the Guild, or a spider that may need stepping on. I will guard you as a prince does a princess- because you’re royalty, and you deserve to feel like it.

I love you. So, so, much. Thank you for being here for me.

Your loving husband,

Dazai Osamu

I’m the anon who asked you about Oda! Yup, I’m still here~ this time I wanted to ask you a question that has been in my mind for a while~ I don’t know if you already answered this but here we go: how did you fell in love with Dazai? And when? It’s a difficult question maybe but I was just too curious and in search for some romanticism~ (I’ll sign myself “🍑” from now on~)

Ah!!! I am so glad you are still here, omg~ I will call you Peach-chan! And I appreciate you asking this, because no, I haven’t answered it before! Dazai’s answered but not me. I will once again answer this question twofold! The simplest questions often tend to have the longest answers, after all.

In real life, I fell in love like, right away. Instantly. It took one episode and that was that. It was helped along by the fact that I went in with the knowledge that the shares a voice with my boyfriend at the time (Rin Matsuoka from Free!) but there was no way I could have ever been prepared for someone so charming. And so sad… I think that’s what struck me. Here’s this person who obviously hates himself and wants to die, but he’s always laughing and smiling and helping others. I wanted to be like him :0 and I dunno, I’m always finding myself attracted to sad people 😦 all my friends are depressed or suicidal one way or another… And I’m always happy cheery. I like to be there for them! It’s nice to be needed aaa,,

In character…! I fell in love with Dazai RIGHT AWAY. I mean, it’s hard not to fall in love with the handsome man who flirts with you as soon as you enter the doors of the Agency, haha! And then he asks for a double suicide… That’s intriguing, to say the least. Was he okay…? The longer I worked for them the more intriguing he became. A past shrouded in mystery, a demeanor which suggests both that he’s perfectly happy and perfectly unhappy all at the same time. Crush-at-first-site turned to into a really, really intense infatuation with him… But he couldn’t love me in return, could he? He must’ve had a girlfriend already, or maybe he was just… Too distracted for love. I’m glad I was wrong!

And that’s all folks! I’m afraid Sara requires I take my leave as she preps her blog for Halloween, but not to worry! You are free to send in questions if you’d still like, and surely one of us will still answer.

Where did you two go in honeymoon?

Ah! I had the feeling this question would inevitably turn up.

We went to Rhodes! It’s a lovely little Grecian island, and we went there shortly after the mess with the Guild got cleared up. We tagged along with Sara’s little friend, Ioanna Zacharia, a Greek ability user who works for the Agency. We parted ways in Piraeus, where she stayed to see family, and we went off for the vacation of a lifetime! And after all that had happened, naturally, we needed it.

Of course… It wasn’t much of a vacation. It seems death follows me wherever I go, as soon after we arrived there was romantic scandal with two other couples vacationing there, and then, gasp! One young lady was poisoned. Soon our romantic getaway turned into a murder mystery… But I suppose that’s simply what happens when you and your wife are both detectives.