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Heyo! I’m Peach-chan anon~ how are you? I’m here for another romantic question for you and Dazai-kun ** How did the two of you met? Like, I read somewehere here that you entered Uzumaki Cafè and Dazai jumped from his seat screaming “Barbie!?” Loooool but was that the very first time you two met? If yes then there’s something else you can tell about you two? I’m just curious, you and Dazai are too cute >♡< 🍑

Hello peachy pie!!! ❤ I’m doing alright, school is getting me a little stressed but it’s all alright. How’re you?? ^^ And oh! Well, actually… That is the first time we met as far as we’re aware, yes. Neither of us seem to really recall that time in Haneda Airport, one little lost girl crying to stay home, being found by a young boy who’d just lost his best friend, a boy who wanted nothing more than to leave… Nobody remembers that. He doesn’t, she doesn’t… He’s forgotten the reason he stayed. I forgot the reason I agreed to board the plane… I can’t tell you a story I can’t remember. But sometimes I think, Dazai reminds me of a bandaged boy I saw maybe seven years ago…

Yes! That was the first time we went. I stepped into the cafè, and a strange (but handsome) man stood up with a violent shock from his seat, shouting the most interesting name, but he was certainly looking at me. Or… Was he? Before I could be sure my parents shoving me towards the steps that would take me up to the Agency. Little did I know he worked there… Little did the strange man know I’d soon work there, too! 

Something else… Hmhm! Well, if you want, I could tell you about when we stole Yosano’s lipstick 😛 it was his idea, of course, but that’s all I have time for now!

Bless your heart Peach-chan!! I’m flattered that you think we’re cute aaa,,, Hope to see you soon :> stay peachy!

I’m the anon who asked you about Oda! Yup, I’m still here~ this time I wanted to ask you a question that has been in my mind for a while~ I don’t know if you already answered this but here we go: how did you fell in love with Dazai? And when? It’s a difficult question maybe but I was just too curious and in search for some romanticism~ (I’ll sign myself “🍑” from now on~)

Ah!!! I am so glad you are still here, omg~ I will call you Peach-chan! And I appreciate you asking this, because no, I haven’t answered it before! Dazai’s answered but not me. I will once again answer this question twofold! The simplest questions often tend to have the longest answers, after all.

In real life, I fell in love like, right away. Instantly. It took one episode and that was that. It was helped along by the fact that I went in with the knowledge that the shares a voice with my boyfriend at the time (Rin Matsuoka from Free!) but there was no way I could have ever been prepared for someone so charming. And so sad… I think that’s what struck me. Here’s this person who obviously hates himself and wants to die, but he’s always laughing and smiling and helping others. I wanted to be like him :0 and I dunno, I’m always finding myself attracted to sad people 😦 all my friends are depressed or suicidal one way or another… And I’m always happy cheery. I like to be there for them! It’s nice to be needed aaa,,

In character…! I fell in love with Dazai RIGHT AWAY. I mean, it’s hard not to fall in love with the handsome man who flirts with you as soon as you enter the doors of the Agency, haha! And then he asks for a double suicide… That’s intriguing, to say the least. Was he okay…? The longer I worked for them the more intriguing he became. A past shrouded in mystery, a demeanor which suggests both that he’s perfectly happy and perfectly unhappy all at the same time. Crush-at-first-site turned to into a really, really intense infatuation with him… But he couldn’t love me in return, could he? He must’ve had a girlfriend already, or maybe he was just… Too distracted for love. I’m glad I was wrong!

And that’s all folks! I’m afraid Sara requires I take my leave as she preps her blog for Halloween, but not to worry! You are free to send in questions if you’d still like, and surely one of us will still answer.

Where did you two go in honeymoon?

Ah! I had the feeling this question would inevitably turn up.

We went to Rhodes! It’s a lovely little Grecian island, and we went there shortly after the mess with the Guild got cleared up. We tagged along with Sara’s little friend, Ioanna Zacharia, a Greek ability user who works for the Agency. We parted ways in Piraeus, where she stayed to see family, and we went off for the vacation of a lifetime! And after all that had happened, naturally, we needed it.

Of course… It wasn’t much of a vacation. It seems death follows me wherever I go, as soon after we arrived there was romantic scandal with two other couples vacationing there, and then, gasp! One young lady was poisoned. Soon our romantic getaway turned into a murder mystery… But I suppose that’s simply what happens when you and your wife are both detectives.

Since I’m bored can you tell a story of you and Sara please?

I’d be delighted, dear bored anon-kun!

So, once upon a time, back before we were in a relationship, I was madly in love with her. And it was KILLING ME. I was DYING!! And the worst part, I couldn’t ask her to die with me 😦 that’s how in love I was, and still am.

And I thought, as I think I’ve once mentioned before, that Sara and Tanizaki-san were the ones who were destined to be, you know, together. So I kept it to myself. And YES, as Ranpo-san so delights in pointing out, that despite being “master manipulator” and “knowing most things if not everything” like him, I still didn’t notice how much she liked me, the gifts she gave me and the attention she lavished me with… To put it simply I was wrong, and I admit it, and I am very very glad for it.

But yes yes, I did think they were an item. The moment I began to suspect I was wrong was the same moment I thought I was a hundred percent right.

Now… Sara doesn’t know I know this. I suppose when she comes back and reads this she will remember, and she will realize I know this, but I’ve kept it secret for this long. 

I’ll… Skip why I was listening in on them in the first place, but I heard them talking behind closed doors, and I could tell it was certainly their voices.

“I love you,” Sara said, surely to him. And my heart broke…

But when I looked inside, Sara was not with Tanizaki.

She was talking to Dazai. Me. Osamu Dazai. My exact likeness.

It’d been a while since I’ve been on the mushrooms, but I felt like I was right back there! I surely must’ve been high or drunk or something to be seeing double. But I rubbed my eyes, and I was still there.

“I…” She shook her head. “This isn’t helping. I’m sorry, Juni-kun.”

And Dazai disappeared in a quick green flash. In his place stood Tanizaki, shrugging sheepishly with a frown on his face.

“Sorry Sara. I thought it’d help.”

“Nah…” She sighed. “I just can’t tell him and that’s that.”

I didn’t say anything then. But when the kissing game came around many months later… I knew she wouldn’t mind if I won.