Hey, it’s Simon again! Oooh… I think we both like helping people, or we wouldn’t be at the Agency. Reading is another thing, we’re always reading together! As for other things we love… We like watching X-Files together, and other conspiracy or mystery shows. Oh oh! We love crabs. Or, I love crabs, and Sara just loves the whole ocean. And I think we both love our city of Yokohama, too…
Dazai, do you remember the first date you went on with your wife? what was it like?
I remember it like it was yesterday… I’d confessed my feelings to her a week or two before Valentine’s Day, thanks to Ranpo and his kissing game. I was so so delighted that she loved me in turn that I knew I had to do something for her immediately. So I set up a traipse around Yokohama (not unlike the little adventure Atsushi-kun took Kyouka-chan on while I was being held captive later on)! I bought her a crêpe and won her a plushie and took her on a Ferris wheel ride. She was so entranced by the view of the whole harbor below her, but I was too busy being entranced by the view of my eventual wife!
heyy dazai ! :^) whats up ? tell me, if you were an animal, which one would you be? what about sara?
Hello Simon! It appears I am up as it is daytime in Japan. As for your question, Sara insists that I’d be a dog (a stray, at that!) but I heavily dislike dogs… I’d think I’d be a lion! My hair is just as fluffy as one of their manes. Then me and Atsushi could both be big cats! Or maybe I’d be a moose… But Sara would certainly be a teeny tiny kitty, perfect for petting!
dazai, what’s something you love about your wife? what’s a vacation you guys would like to go on? what are your ringtones for each other?
This question is much easier – I must name one thing I love about my wife instead of the number one thing I love about my wife. The first thing that pops into my mind is her size! She’s not too tall, not too small, but just the right size to fit perfectly into my arms…
A vacation! I’d really love to go with her to Canada, she seems so taken by it whenever Lucy tells her stories from there… But I think a nice, lovely island by Greece would also be nice for us. Her friend Ioanna could even show us around!
Ringtone… She changes the one set for me on the regular. One day it’s something by ABBA, the next it’s something from a Disney movie, and then the day after it’s a recording of my own voice, calling her name! As for what I’ve set for her, it’s a little sparkling noise. It sounds exactly like the noise I hear in my head whenever I see her!
henlo there dazarooni what’s your favorite date you and sara have been on??-shelby/shelf
Henlo Shelvis! Surely our first date with Yokohama’s iconic Ferris wheel was something to remember, but my favorite? The first time I took her to the beach, the one we got married on later… I’ve never seen her so happy as when she was playing in the water with me, or when we were dancing on the sand together. The way her eyes lit up when I found her a pretty pink shell… Sometimes I really do think she’s a mermaid stuck in a human body, haha – so strange that she can’t swim!
do you cook in the mornings? if so, what’s your favourite thing to cook for sara? if you don’t cook, what’s your favourite thing that she cooks for you?
Most of the time we wake up together so we both cook at the same time! But every now and then one of us needs to sleep in, so we take turns. Sara likes a simple breakfast and probably wouldn’t eat more than a little cheese on bread if I didn’t insist on making her something more extravagant (and by extravagant, I mean something with more eggs). I try to make breakfast exciting for her, because last time I slept in she nearly broke her back making me the largest stack of Russian pancakes I had ever seen! And those would be my favorite.
hi dazai! what was your first impression of sara when you first met her?
Hi hi! Oh I think everybody in the whole Agency remembers what my first thought upon seeing Sara was – as soon as she and her family entered the Uzumaki Cafe together, I stood up abruptly, nearly choking on my tea, and shouted “BARBIE?!”
I do have a reason for thinking so, but that’s a story for another time…
After collecting myself, I had the original thought that the cutie was mute. She would not speak, but then I noticed how frightened and reserved she was around her parents. When she was finally alone with the President, I leaned against the door (Kunikida scolding me for eavesdropping all the while), and there it was… The beautiful voice of an angel.
Hey dazai, what’s the best thing about Sara?-maddie
Hello once more Maddie- Ah! I am asked this deadly question yet again… My sweet princess. What is the best thing about the best person? Her quick kisses, her innocent smiles, the tiny tongue poking out as she concentrates… The way she holds me as if I’m the dearest thing in the world. I suppose that is the best thing, hm? The way she makes me feel loved, though I don’t deserve it.
do you bless the rains down in africa dazai-san. do ya?
Do I?
When Sara’s away, the stray dogs will play! Once again my wife has decided to take a case outside of the city and once again, I, her loving and wonderful husband, have taken it upon myself to run her little blog. She tugged my ear quite heavily last time for it, but she’d be lying if she said she didn’t enjoy the nice things I said about her while she was gone~
dazaaaai 