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Where did you two go in honeymoon?

Ah! I had the feeling this question would inevitably turn up.

We went to Rhodes! It’s a lovely little Grecian island, and we went there shortly after the mess with the Guild got cleared up. We tagged along with Sara’s little friend, Ioanna Zacharia, a Greek ability user who works for the Agency. We parted ways in Piraeus, where she stayed to see family, and we went off for the vacation of a lifetime! And after all that had happened, naturally, we needed it.

Of course… It wasn’t much of a vacation. It seems death follows me wherever I go, as soon after we arrived there was romantic scandal with two other couples vacationing there, and then, gasp! One young lady was poisoned. Soon our romantic getaway turned into a murder mystery… But I suppose that’s simply what happens when you and your wife are both detectives.

Since I’m bored can you tell a story of you and Sara please?

I’d be delighted, dear bored anon-kun!

So, once upon a time, back before we were in a relationship, I was madly in love with her. And it was KILLING ME. I was DYING!! And the worst part, I couldn’t ask her to die with me 😦 that’s how in love I was, and still am.

And I thought, as I think I’ve once mentioned before, that Sara and Tanizaki-san were the ones who were destined to be, you know, together. So I kept it to myself. And YES, as Ranpo-san so delights in pointing out, that despite being “master manipulator” and “knowing most things if not everything” like him, I still didn’t notice how much she liked me, the gifts she gave me and the attention she lavished me with… To put it simply I was wrong, and I admit it, and I am very very glad for it.

But yes yes, I did think they were an item. The moment I began to suspect I was wrong was the same moment I thought I was a hundred percent right.

Now… Sara doesn’t know I know this. I suppose when she comes back and reads this she will remember, and she will realize I know this, but I’ve kept it secret for this long. 

I’ll… Skip why I was listening in on them in the first place, but I heard them talking behind closed doors, and I could tell it was certainly their voices.

“I love you,” Sara said, surely to him. And my heart broke…

But when I looked inside, Sara was not with Tanizaki.

She was talking to Dazai. Me. Osamu Dazai. My exact likeness.

It’d been a while since I’ve been on the mushrooms, but I felt like I was right back there! I surely must’ve been high or drunk or something to be seeing double. But I rubbed my eyes, and I was still there.

“I…” She shook her head. “This isn’t helping. I’m sorry, Juni-kun.”

And Dazai disappeared in a quick green flash. In his place stood Tanizaki, shrugging sheepishly with a frown on his face.

“Sorry Sara. I thought it’d help.”

“Nah…” She sighed. “I just can’t tell him and that’s that.”

I didn’t say anything then. But when the kissing game came around many months later… I knew she wouldn’t mind if I won.

DAZAI hewwo? hewwo itsa me maddie. do you have any plans with sara for the holidays?

Hewwo one who wikes Powoe! And what an interestingly timed question… I say this because, well, it’s not quite the snowy season yet now is it~? We do have plans for Halloween first, you know! It involves a pink princess dress for Sara and a delightful pirate outfit for yours truly. And a party at the Agency, surely! One I hope the Mafia does not crash this year… 

But I’ll gladly answer your question regardless~! Sara and I are debating going on vacation to a nice tropical island, but alas after all the incidents that happened during our honeymoon in Greece I dooon’t knooow if that’s the best of ideas. (If you’re wondering, that’s nobody’s business but the Zachs, as it were. You are free to ask though, I just couldn’t resist the joke at my coworker’s expense!) So perhaps we’ll hang around Yokohama and take a stroll in the soon-to-be-snowy streets, but heaven knows Sara won’t take a leave from work in that case. She’ll want to spend Christmas with her family… And admittedly so will I.

I just got off the phone with Dazai. First is that he loves you so freaking much and you’re his precious, wonderful, adorable princess. The second is that he’s about to do something really stupid so ya might wanna go stop him.

sarasanddollar:

I??? OMG HE SAID THAT… I’m going to cry and lose it bless you for passing the message on like what,, what did I do to deserve this kind of love,,, anyways yEHA this happens about once a week I’ll go… Get Him before Kunikida does 😂

Dear Sara, I should probably not be writing this incase I get caught by the Mafia in the middle of sending you this correspondence- but I just wanted to tell you how much I treasure our friendship. You’re practically like a sister to me, no matter the difference in organizations, and I wouldn’t give up our bond for any lump sum of money. -Higuchi Ichiyo

Higuchi!!! Omg!!! Do be more careful, I wouldn’t want you getting grounded because your dad caught you on the internet talking to the wrong people… So to speak 😂😅 but I love you too!! So much!! You are very dear to me too and I was really happy to get this :’) your friendship means the world to me even if we can’t always talk or be together ❤️

You talked about bsd OC. Yet some people arent able to draw or write about them. I for example, have been sad over my OC for months since I cant actually draw him (I tried) and my writing skills are equal to a disabled turtle (once again, I tried)

Awwww sweet anon-chan!! Nooo baby no,,, [holds you]

You see dear! First of all, I’m sure none of that is true! While I do believe you may be unsatisfied with your art and your writing (and what creative soul isn’t) I’m sure they’re PLENTY lovely and people would love to see them! I know I would!! Besides, the only way to get better is to practice, so practice more, do more! We want more and more and more! If you still struggle, use a base or even trace – you can’t post those ones, but it’s a great place to start planning out designs and getting better at art! As for writing, maybe find a little plot you like and rewrite it with them in it? Or Google up a prompt site, there are lots of those!

Secondly, if you really are too frustrated to continue (and it happens, don’t worry!) just make it easier on yourself! Design them in a dollmaker on Doll Divine or Azalea’s Dolls or RinMaru, they have lots of good resources there! If you have the Sims or a similar game already, do it there! Or, go to CharaHub and make a little bio for your OC! Heck, you don’t need a site or account for that, just type up a little blurb in a .txt file if you’d like. You don’t gotta be Shakespeare to write up a bio!

Finally, if you have a little money to throw around, you can get a Toyhouse to manage OCs, or commission an artist or writer to make something about your OC for you! But if you’re broke (much like me) then all the other options should suffice!

Good luck dear ❤️ the Agency believes in you! And the Mafia, too, though they’ll never admit it…!